The Willy Warmer
A brilliant gag gift - $7.99!
For the gentleman who has everything
A Seriously Good Look | No, Seriously
Do you suffer from chilly willy? Are you prone to shrinkage? Does your second brain stop thinking when the mercury drops? Suffer no more! The Willy Warmer is a super-soft woolly jumper for your Executive Staff Member. Crocheted lovingly out of festive red acrylic, with a little drawstring to keep your bits and pieces toasty warm at all times, this is a must-have men's wardrobe item for a cold winter.
Features:
- The Willy Warmer
- Crocheted red cosy for your meat and two veg
- Drawstring closure
- Suitable for growers and most showers
- Not suitable for gentlemen of Boogie Nights dimensions
- Please note: the Willy Warmer is not recommended for R-rated activity, because we wouldn't want anyone to have to explain anything to a doctor who is trying desperately to keep a straight face.
- Materials: Acrylic